Intro:
E5 | F#m | G#m | F#m
E5 | F#m | G#m | F#m
Verse:
E5 Hello Dan F#m it’s Joe here
G#m I hope you’re keeping F#m well
E5 It’s the 21st of Dec F#m ember
G#m Now they’re ringing the last F#m bell
Verse:
A If I get good be G#m haviour
F#m I’ll be out of here by Ju B7 ly
E5 Won’t you kiss my kids on F#m Christmas day
G#m Please F#m don’t let them cry for E5 me F#m | G#m | F#m
Verse:
E5 I guess the brothers are driving down from F#m Queensland
G#m And Stella’s flying in from the F#m coast
E5 They say it’s gonna be a hundred F#m degrees even more maybe
G#m But that won’t stop the F#m roast
Verse:
A Who’s gonna make the G#m gravy now?
F#m I bet it won’t taste the B7 same
E5 Just add flour, salt, F#m a little red wine
And don’t forget a G#m dollop of tomato sauce for F#m sweetness and that extra tang
Chorus:
And give my love to E5 Angus and to Frank and F#m Molly
Tell ‘em all I’m G#m sorry I screwed up this F#m time
And look after E5 Rita, I’ll be thinking F#m of her
Early Christmas G#m morning when I’ m F#m standing in E5 line F#m | G#m | F#m
Verse:
E5 I hear Mary’s got a new F#m boyfriend
G#m I hope he can hold his own F#m
E5 Do you remember the last one? F#m What was his name again?
G#m Ahhh… Just a little too much col F#m ogne
A And Roger you know I’G#m even gonna miss Roger
F#m ‘Cause there’s sure as hell no one in here I want to B7 fight
Chorus:
Oh praise the Baby E5 Jesus, have a Merry F#m Christmas
I’m really gonna G#m miss it, all the treasure and the F#m trash
And later in the E5 evening, I can just i F#m magine
You’ll put on Junior G#m Murvin and push the tables F#m back
And you’ll dance with E5 Rita, I know you really F#m like her
Just don’t hold her G#m too close, oh brother F#m please don’t stab me in the back
Chorus:
I didn’t mean to E5 say that, it’s just my mind it F#m plays up
Multiplies each G#m matter, turns imagi F#m nation into fact
You know I love her E5 badly, she’s the one to F#m save me
I’m gonna make some G#m gravy, I’m gonna taste the F#m fat
Tell her that I’m E5 sorry, yeah I love her F#m badly
Tell ‘em all I’m G#m sorry, and kiss the sleepy F#m children for me
Outro:
You know one of these E5 days I’ll be making F#m gravy
I’ll be making G#m plenty
I’m gonna F#m pay ‘em all E5 back F#m | G#m | F#m
E5 | F#m | G#m | F#m E5 | F#m | G#m | F#m
E5 (stop)
Intro:
E5 | F#m | G#m | F#m
E5 | F#m | G#m | F#m
Verse:
E5 Hello Dan F#m it’s Joe here
G#m I hope you’re keeping F#m well
E5 It’s the 21st of Dec F#m ember
G#m Now they’re ringing the last F#m bell
Verse:
A If I get good be G#m haviour
F#m I’ll be out of here by Ju B7 ly
E5 Won’t you kiss my kids on F#m Christmas day
G#m Please F#m don’t let them cry for E5 me F#m | G#m | F#m
Verse:
E5 I guess the brothers are driving down from F#m Queensland
G#m And Stella’s flying in from the F#m coast
E5 They say it’s gonna be a hundred F#m degrees even more maybe
G#m But that won’t stop the F#m roast
Verse:
A Who’s gonna make the G#m gravy now?
F#m I bet it won’t taste the B7 same
E5 Just add flour, salt, F#m a little red wine
And don’t forget a G#m dollop of tomato sauce for F#m sweetness and that extra tang
Chorus:
And give my love to E5 Angus and to Frank and F#m Molly
Tell ‘em all I’m G#m sorry I screwed up this F#m time
And look after E5 Rita, I’ll be thinking F#m of her
Early Christmas G#m morning when I’ m F#m standing in E5 line F#m | G#m | F#m
Verse:
E5 I hear Mary’s got a new F#m boyfriend
G#m I hope he can hold his own F#m
E5 Do you remember the last one? F#m What was his name again?
G#m Ahhh… Just a little too much col F#m ogne
A And Roger you know I’G#m even gonna miss Roger
F#m ‘Cause there’s sure as hell no one in here I want to B7 fight
Chorus:
Oh praise the Baby E5 Jesus, have a Merry F#m Christmas
I’m really gonna G#m miss it, all the treasure and the F#m trash
And later in the E5 evening, I can just i F#m magine
You’ll put on Junior G#m Murvin and push the tables F#m back
And you’ll dance with E5 Rita, I know you really F#m like her
Just don’t hold her G#m too close, oh brother F#m please don’t stab me in the back
Chorus:
I didn’t mean to E5 say that, it’s just my mind it F#m plays up
Multiplies each G#m matter, turns imagi F#m nation into fact
You know I love her E5 badly, she’s the one to F#m save me
I’m gonna make some G#m gravy, I’m gonna taste the F#m fat
Tell her that I’m E5 sorry, yeah I love her F#m badly
Tell ‘em all I’m G#m sorry, and kiss the sleepy F#m children for me
Outro:
You know one of these E5 days I’ll be making F#m gravy
I’ll be making G#m plenty
I’m gonna F#m pay ‘em all E5 back F#m | G#m | F#m
E5 | F#m | G#m | F#m E5 | F#m | G#m | F#m
E5 (stop)
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