Verse:
F If I were a fish and you caught me, you’d say
F Look at that fish Bb shimmering in the sun…
Such a rare one, can’t be Bb lieve that you caught one
F If I were a fish and you caught me, you’d say
F Look at that fish… Bb heaviest in the sea
You’d win Bb first prize if you caught me
Chorus:
C Why is everybody on the Bb inter-C net so F mean
C Why is everybody so A-Bb fraid of C what they’ve F never seen
If Dm I was scrolling Bb through and I saw F me
Gm Flopping around and singing my song
Bb I’d say damn they’re cute and sng along
Verse:
F If I were a rock you would pick me up
and say F that’s a nice rock…
Bb Skippiest on the lake
Plop plop Bb plop I’m the perfect shape
F And If I were a sock you would F put me on and say
that’s a nice sock…
Bb Happiest as a pair, Bb I found you now I’m not scared
Chorus:
C Why is everybody on the Bb inter-C net So F mean
C Why is everybody so a-Bb fraid of C what they’ve F never seen
If Dm I was scrolling Bb through and I saw F me
Gm Flopping around and singing my song
Bb I’d say damn they’re cute and sing alo-C -ong ////
Verse:
How lucky are F we, of all the fish in the F sea
You get to be Bb you, and I get to be Bb me
Just let ‘em be Dm mean, were as free as can F be,
To be the you-est of Bb you and the me-est of Bb me- ee-ee -i -ee -ee
Outro:
F If I were a fish do do F do do do do do do do do
Bb If I were a fish do do Bb do do do do do do do do
F If I were a fish do do F do do do do do do do do
Bb If I were a fish do do Bb do do do do do do do do
Verse:
F If I were a fish and you caught me, you’d say
F Look at that fish Bb shimmering in the sun…
Such a rare one, can’t be Bb lieve that you caught one
F If I were a fish and you caught me, you’d say
F Look at that fish… Bb heaviest in the sea
You’d win Bb first prize if you caught me
Chorus:
C Why is everybody on the Bb inter-C net so F mean
C Why is everybody so A-Bb fraid of C what they’ve F never seen
If Dm I was scrolling Bb through and I saw F me
Gm Flopping around and singing my song
Bb I’d say damn they’re cute and sng along
Verse:
F If I were a rock you would pick me up
and say F that’s a nice rock…
Bb Skippiest on the lake
Plop plop Bb plop I’m the perfect shape
F And If I were a sock you would F put me on and say
that’s a nice sock…
Bb Happiest as a pair, Bb I found you now I’m not scared
Chorus:
C Why is everybody on the Bb inter-C net So F mean
C Why is everybody so a-Bb fraid of C what they’ve F never seen
If Dm I was scrolling Bb through and I saw F me
Gm Flopping around and singing my song
Bb I’d say damn they’re cute and sing alo-C -ong ////
Verse:
How lucky are F we, of all the fish in the F sea
You get to be Bb you, and I get to be Bb me
Just let ‘em be Dm mean, were as free as can F be,
To be the you-est of Bb you and the me-est of Bb me- ee-ee -i -ee -ee
Outro:
F If I were a fish do do F do do do do do do do do
Bb If I were a fish do do Bb do do do do do do do do
F If I were a fish do do F do do do do do do do do
Bb If I were a fish do do Bb do do do do do do do do
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